Welcome to the rant column

Let me share this conversation here:

Me : {Calls a friend on the phone} How are you?

Friend : I am good. 

Me: Are you going to be in church?

Friend: Errrr… I don’t think so 

Me: Why?

Friend : I don’t have what to wear.

Me: Why now? I know you have a lots of clothes so, pick one. 

Friend: The one I would really love to wear I have worn it two weeks ago. Before they will say someone is repeating clothes or that I don’t have clothes. 

Me : Really? That’s why you don’t want to come to church? Please, Is it their money that you used in buying the clothes or your money? Why can’t you wear it and for crying out loud… Who that one epp?

Friend : Hmm. That’s what people do o 

Me: No! You are feeling this way because, that’s what you do. Anyway, God bless your heart. 

Friend : Just find something to say in my unit for me…

Me: Of course, I will tell the pastor that you just discovered that the clothes in your wardrobe were eaten by rats and you will be needing relief materials. Don’t worry, I got you covered. 

Well, What should I have said?