Rant Of The Day – My Clothes Were Eaten…

By Grace Shaibu

Welcome to the rant column

Let me share this conversation here:

Me : {Calls a friend on the phone} How are you?

Friend : I am good. 

Me: Are you going to be in church?

Friend: Errrr… I don’t think so 

Me: Why?

Friend : I don’t have what to wear.

Me: Why now? I know you have a lots of clothes so, pick one. 

Friend: The one I would really love to wear I have worn it two weeks ago. Before they will say someone is repeating clothes or that I don’t have clothes. 

Me : Really? That’s why you don’t want to come to church? Please, Is it their money that you used in buying the clothes or your money? Why can’t you wear it and for crying out loud… Who that one epp?

Friend : Hmm. That’s what people do o 

Me: No! You are feeling this way because, that’s what you do. Anyway, God bless your heart. 

rats

Friend : Just find something to say in my unit for me…

Me: Of course, I will tell the pastor that you just discovered that the clothes in your wardrobe were eaten by rats and you will be needing relief materials. Don’t worry, I got you covered. 

Well, What should I have said?

Source: Abovewhispers

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4 Responses to Rant Of The Day – My Clothes Were Eaten…

  1. Legzycool September 7, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    Hahahahhahahah!!! I love that reply. You really got her back. Eaten by rat…

    Reply
  2. Sir Lukman September 8, 2017 at 7:17 am

    Shade! Shade!! Shade!!!. Haba!

    Reply
  3. Chief Tee September 8, 2017 at 7:20 am

    So, someone beat me to being the first commenter today. Lol. But really, Girls have problems o. I just can’t understand how they think. But thar reply though. O carry weight gan. LOL

    Reply
  4. Matilda September 8, 2017 at 7:37 am

    Loool. Chai! But really, I don’t know why we do this. I am guilty of this too

    Reply

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