In 2017, I wrote a Loud Whispers essay called, ‘Prophecies and Common Sense’, and that is how I started my side hustle as a Prophetess. My Ministry has been doing quite well, and I am grateful to all those who have opened their ears and wallets. I hereby offer my predictions for 2026. Remember, all negative prophecies can be avoided with prayers, but it comes at a cost.
History and Geography Lessons
It has been revealed to me that in the year 2026, the subject of History will make a grand return. There will also be renewed interest in Geography, since many people do not know where they are in the world. Curious minds across generations will start investing time and resources in understanding historical events at home and beyond. I foresee frantic searches online using key words such as Oil, Minerals, Dictatorship, Kidnapping, Bullying, Appeasement, Sovereignty, Global Policing, Intimidation. Countries of particular concern with regards to these searches include Venezuela, Greenland, Colombia, Mexico, Iraq, Iran, Libya, Syria, Russia, Ukraine and Germany (before World War 2).
There will also be an interest in the history of African countries, with key search words such as Resource Control, Colonisation, Scramble, Partition, Genocide and so on. Ceaseless prayers are required so that you do not become a casualty of a conflict that should not concern you. Please contact my Secretary to sign you up for the ‘Invisible Champion’ protection prayers. These special prayers will make you invisible to all enemies in whatever form. Your payment will be worked out based on the kind of invisibility cloak you seek, for example the cost of protection from local attacks is not the same as missiles from foreign countries.
For those planning to travel overseas
I prophesy a sharp drop in the number of Nigerians travelling to the United States and Europe in 2026. This is because the Atlantic Ocean currently holds too many negative vibrations which could affect the destinies of those who attempt to cross. In order to prevent this from happening to you, prayers and penitence are very important. Don’t let anyone deceive you that your inability to travel is due to Nigeria being placed on a partial ban list, or its designation as a ‘Country of Particular Concern’. That is the designation of man, not God. It also has nothing to do with a U$15,000 visa bond, poverty shall not be your portion. Pray against hostile waters interfering with your destiny. A word is enough for the wise. For ease of mind, you can send U$5,000 to the ‘Peaceful Travel’ division in my office. We will use it to say special prayers so you can travel safely.
Special ‘Tax Ministry’
I foresee a lot of confusion and anxiety around the new Tax laws in Nigeria. My Ministry is starting a special ‘Tax Overcoming Unit’. This will be a special service that will provide prayers against all those who will wage war on your businesses using tax as a weapon. The devil is a liar. You shall overcome.
The year of reckoning for ‘Pastors’
In 2026, I prophesy that the Christian Association of Nigeria and the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria, will call an emergency conference. The agenda will include the following:
Criteria for the ordination of Pastors and the use of the title ‘Pastor’
Rules for dealing with serious allegations against several ‘Nackademus’ Pastors
Common understanding of what ‘Deliverance’ means, and clarity over whether it includes half-naked women rolling on the floor in church
Agreement on appropriate hobbies for men of God, in order to minimise the number of
Pastors who moonlight as performers, comedians and miscellaneous entertainers
The possibility of introducing Mental
Health screening during pastoral training
Process for self-regulation of
Churches and establishments linked to them, in order to preempt invasive government regulation
Many are called and one will be chosen
This year, a prominent Yoruba town will choose its Traditional ruler.
There will be a list of distinguished sons of the town to choose from. By the time the candidates have been vetted by the family whose turn it is to produce the next monarch, the Ifa Oracle, and the State Governor, the lucky candidate will be announced. I prophecy a collective sigh of relief that whoever emerges, it will not be anyone who has a history of a crisis of identity, or of body blocking moving modes of transport. Congratulations to the new ruler in advance.
Mandates Loading
The year 2026 will see a lot of political activities. Many politicians, old and young, will be clinging to their political seats for dear life, or hustling to dislodge a rival. All politicians need to be prayerful and do the needful. This year, many cows, goats and chickens will disappear for various reasons. If you are not careful and prayerful, you too might be declared missing. Due to the seriousness of the intercessions needed for those concerned, my Ministry has a dedicated program for politicians called ‘Victory Assured’.
Please contact my Secretary if you are interested. This is available for serious candidates only please. The prayer rates are as follows:
Local Government Chairman: U$50,000
House of Assembly: U$100,000
House of Representatives: U$250,000
Senate: U$500,000
Governor: U$2,000,000
If you cannot afford any of the above categories, you can still contact us to pray for you within the limits of what your budget is, for example for Supervisor, Special Assistant, Senior Special Assistant and so on. Your political ambition needs to be within your prayer budget.
Please feel free to contact me if you would like a bespoke prophecy. I will stop here for now. Seeing into the future can be very tiring. Remember, if you need my services you can pay in any currency of your choice, my Ministry has accounts in Naira, Dollars, Pounds and Euro. I see love, peace and happiness for you all this year. It shall be well with you.
Bisi Adeleye-Fayemi is a Gender Specialist, Leadership Coach, Policy Advocate and Writer. She is the Founder of Abovewhispers.com, an online community for women. She can be reached at BAF@abovewhispers.com