The Story Corner : Mbok, What Is Stew?

By Onozasi

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My people, my people!!! Something just happened right now {In Lasisi’s voice} We woke up one day in this country and we started hearing Stew, Stew, Stew… and I am like, what is stew? who is cooking stew? is there a competition somewhere? Hmmm… I did a my runs as a gossip leader and guess what? they said one Aunty Musician and Uncle Musician caused the Stew thing o. According to my sources {You can chose to call the reliable if you want but they deliver the job anyway} So, my sources told me that our aunty musician and uncle musician did a video and the video was quite appealing to the emotions in a very sexy way and mama was all over this uncle. The video was hot and that’s  how people started the stew thing o. They said the woman was blazing in the video and so, she is a Hot stew and our uncle is Rice. My dear, I became weak when I learnt the idea behind the stew thing o. Everywhere you turn on social media now, they are calling themselves Stew! Someone will upload a picture and caption it as Stew, Video is Stew, baby is Stew and I am like what is happening now?

But another set of my gossip department said Aunty Stew and Uncle Rice are doing some underground work emotionally. {Chose your interpretation} They said they have been seeing them together even during their leisure hours and they think the bond brought this video out. I don’t know o but I heard it too. Anyway, let everyone stew their stew and rice their rice. We shall be fine and perhaps, you have a money kinda stew to give me, I am available please.

In other news, Story Corner is Stew 

Above Whispers is Stew!

Bye for now…

Source: Above Whispers

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4 Responses to The Story Corner : Mbok, What Is Stew?

  1. lukman October 26, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    My sister, na so so stew stew everywhere oooo. God will help in this country. You sleep and wake to different things with different angles. Loool. Above Whispers is stew oooo.

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  2. Omoboriowo O.B.O October 27, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    This one is serious gossip o. In fact, let me make it straight sef, they said the stew that the former husband of aunty musician cannot eat is what our uncle musician is microwaving and eating deliciously o. They said it o.

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  3. Vivian October 27, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    This kind gist pass me ooooo. Your picture sef is savage. But really, i think they are doing this for social media buzz.

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  4. Femi Diipo October 27, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    This whole stew thing has just been really funny. Guess we should just continue to stew our rice till there’s a fried or jolof

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