Rant Of The Day – If Only We Can Swallow

By Grace Shaibu

Hello readers, 

Happy New Week and I welcome you to the rant column.

Something happened sometime last week in our dear country Nigeria, we read that A Snake swallowed 36 million naira in Benue state at the Jamb office. Jeez! Some things are just unfathomable! How could a snake enter into an office with no one seeing the snake except the one in charge of the office and this snake crept and swallowed 36 million. I have questions please!

How come the snake knows the exact money to swallow? How come the snake knows where the money was kept? How come the one who saw the snake didn’t raise alarm when she saw that the snake was swallowing that huge amount of money? How come? Aren’t animals supposed to be living in the forest? Why is a snake living with human beings? Excuse me, who feeds the snake and where did the snake vomit the money or perhaps, do snakes feed on money? This is very appalling and annoying.

money woman

I am sick and tired of some people taking us for a fool. I am sick of people thinking they can do the questionable and go unquestioned. Who the heck sees a snake swallowing money and wouldn’t scream? Except the one who is speaking and seeing the snake is the snake itself! I wish we would ask ourselves some very important questions, we need to react at the way they take us for a fool, we need to fight back and demand accountability in this nation or else? Mosquitoes will start swallowing money and houses or better still, Let’s all beging to swallow.

Have a great week!

Source: Above Whispers

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5 Responses to Rant Of The Day – If Only We Can Swallow

  1. Chief Tee February 20, 2018 at 10:16 am

    My sister! I taya for this country o

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  2. Flakky February 20, 2018 at 10:18 am

    I want to see the person that did the snake magic o. I think I need some too. Its such a pathetic case in this country if ours.

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  3. Legzycool February 20, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    Please i want to learn the act of training snakes to swallow millions of money and vomit it in my house.
    We really need to act though.

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  4. DSEED February 20, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Sounds like a comedy. What are they really taking us for?? I think this shloud be the reason why the government should look into the matter and provide the snake. Unbelievable.

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  5. Eric Onuoha February 27, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    I was surprised when I heard that. It seems we are doing comedy in this country.

    Reply

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