Rant Of The Day – This Dress Thing

Grace Shaibu

Welcome to the rant column


Let me start by asking why? Why? Why would you pick a fitted dress that doesn’t match your body type? Why would you wear a cold fitted dress and then your stomach, underarms, body lines kills the dress? Why? Why don’t you look for what fits you perfectly?

Some will wear sleeveless dresses without a jacket and the ‘overflow’ won’t make us see where we are headed anymore. By, overflow I mean, the underarms, if you have a protruding underarms, wear something that will cover it. Leave the slim ones to wear their thing and if you really want to, just try to get some weight off.

Don’t force it my sister, appreciate every step all the way. If the body hug, clinging dress doesn’t fit you, don’t sweat it. I am writing this because I am sick of seeing too many Johnny Bravos. Stay on your good lane, Dear Aunty.

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9 Responses to Rant Of The Day – This Dress Thing

  1. Matilda August 31, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Lmao. Kuku kee me o. This is epic!

  2. Chief Tee August 31, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    Looooooooooool. Like seriously! Your mouth won’t kill you o. But that underarms overflow though. It’s whew for me.

  3. Femi Diipo August 31, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    Yeah seriously. Make all these aunties just dey their lanes and not be trying stupid things. Abeg keep telling them for me

  4. Legzycool August 31, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    Hahahahahhahah! This is so so funny but real. Those sights can be scary.

  5. Oluwatosino August 31, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    Lmao….. Funny but true… The illustration picture thou…..

  6. DSEED August 31, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Laughing in Spanish. That is where you will see some slim body ladies putting on over size.

  7. Ebonychyqui2 September 1, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    Haaaaa bet they can all hear you. Awon aunty pomocious, revealing all em overflow.

  8. Princess September 1, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    Lmao, you harsh oooo my sis. But truth be told there’s no need showing us what’s not appealing to the eyes. People should learn to wear what really fit them.

  9. Akpes September 1, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    This is very deep my dear sis. Though very true, to my fat folks out there please learn to appreciate yourself the way you are by wearing only cloths that fit you. No hard feelings #tongue out#


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