Rant Of The Day – Take-away Pack

By Grace Shaibu

Happy New Week Dear Readers.

The rant is here hot and hawt! So, what are we going to see today? I’m writing a letter to the association of the ‘take-away pack brethren’. Yeah, especially those over-bearing sect of this ‘take-away’ pack association. If you know them, kindly send my letter to them.


Dear Take-away brethren,

How was the weekend over there, I know it was great. So much fun at the weddings, birthdays, houseparties and uninvited stop overs. I salute your courage and act of celebrating people consciously and unconsciously.

May I also ask? How many packs did you salvage? I mean, packs of meats, rice, swallow or salad. I hope you didn’t fight with the server for being meticulous. Yeah! That reminds me, how many times did you tell the server to change the meat because it’s full of bones? Oh, well! I salute your candour with food.

I just want to tell you guys some few things.

Dear brethren, I think it’s nice to say that you could be calmer when it comes to food and stop behaving like a rat. When you see food, kindly tell your stomach to take things easy, it’s annoying when you are invited somewhere and you act like you bought the rice and meat.

Most of the times, you come empty with no contribution at all and then you go home with a nylon full of food. Haha? That’s wickedness. Kindly fear God.

You will take drinks, water, rice, cake and then when you get home, you will still call the host that you didn’t eat at all. Why? who ate all the ones you took plus the three plates you ate at the party? Who ate them?

Perhaps, if there is a problem with your stomach, visiting a doctor wouldn’t be a bad idea so they can understand the different food compartments you have and how well to shock them.

Finally brethren of this great council, do me a favour. When next you are going to a party/meeting any thing at all that food will be shared, Go without a Bag! It’s a good healing process.

Thank you for your time,

Yours Sincerely,


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14 Responses to Rant Of The Day – Take-away Pack

  1. Chief Tee April 10, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    Oh my dayyyyyyys! What a letter! Lmao

  2. mide April 10, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    Na chief Tee first reach here o. Lmao. This letter though, it’s a real shade letter. I was just laughing and nodding all through.

    Based on logistics, You are right. But why didn’t you write your name na?

  3. Michaels April 10, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    But wait, why didn’t the name come after yours sincerely? lol. Based on logistics we need to see this writer.

  4. Opeyemi April 10, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    Salvage letter! Jeeeeez! I met one woman that almost made me kill her at an event. That’s how she kept calling for food and she has been fed, only for me to see a paper bag beside her. I was amazed.
    I told her some people haven’t eaten o, she said, it’s none of her busines she’s related to the celebrant. Biko, so you should eat the pot?

    This is real mehn!

  5. Legzycool April 10, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    Hahahahhahaha!!!!! Very true..Biko polythene bags are actually the take away packs..Loool

  6. Oluwatosino April 10, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    Lmao…… What a rant. Party crashers. Lol. They will go and finish all the foods and drinks and still claims they’ve not been fed……..

  7. ibiwoye yetunde April 10, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    lol. it’s so hilariously true.

  8. Femi Diipo April 10, 2017 at 10:16 pm

    Thanks for your letter, it was well received and will be gravely considered. However, what will I do about all the people in my house who keep telling me to bring something anytime I’m going for an occasion. I mean shouldn’t the event planner be planning for them too? Àbi I’m the only one that’s got these kinda people ni

  9. Julie April 11, 2017 at 8:12 am

    This letter is a good one and its directly talking to my neighbor who always brings back home packs of takeaway every weekend. And when you ask her she would say she went to get it from an eatery. her lie no get part two

  10. Princess April 11, 2017 at 8:21 am

    Well this letter is not mine because I don’t go to parties as an uninvited guest. And I do feed myself very well before i go to such gathering should in case I didn’t get food. #winks#

  11. Akpes April 11, 2017 at 8:26 am

    Hahahahahaa truth be told, most of us are guilty of this.

  12. Branny April 11, 2017 at 8:43 am

    Am in a state of nostalgia right now, ooohhh I miss my friend James. We were at a friend’s wedding reception some years back, and that chap ate three plates of food right in my Presence but he told the bride when she resumed back to school that he didn’t eat anything. I looked as his deceitful lips as he told that fib. I was dazzled! And I said to myself “James don f up”. This guy am talking about is the biggest boy in my class and even has a car.

  13. DSEED April 11, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    So funny but its just the truth.

  14. olaluv April 11, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    Like seriously some people are just a scavager. They are devorer that ones need to rebuke. I pray this letter reach there side. So that they feel learn.


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