Rant Of The Day – Take-away Pack
By Grace Shaibu
Happy New Week Dear Readers.
The rant is here hot and hawt! So, what are we going to see today? I’m writing a letter to the association of the ‘take-away pack brethren’. Yeah, especially those over-bearing sect of this ‘take-away’ pack association. If you know them, kindly send my letter to them.
Dear Take-away brethren,
How was the weekend over there, I know it was great. So much fun at the weddings, birthdays, houseparties and uninvited stop overs. I salute your courage and act of celebrating people consciously and unconsciously.
May I also ask? How many packs did you salvage? I mean, packs of meats, rice, swallow or salad. I hope you didn’t fight with the server for being meticulous. Yeah! That reminds me, how many times did you tell the server to change the meat because it’s full of bones? Oh, well! I salute your candour with food.
I just want to tell you guys some few things.
Dear brethren, I think it’s nice to say that you could be calmer when it comes to food and stop behaving like a rat. When you see food, kindly tell your stomach to take things easy, it’s annoying when you are invited somewhere and you act like you bought the rice and meat.
Most of the times, you come empty with no contribution at all and then you go home with a nylon full of food. Haha? That’s wickedness. Kindly fear God.
You will take drinks, water, rice, cake and then when you get home, you will still call the host that you didn’t eat at all. Why? who ate all the ones you took plus the three plates you ate at the party? Who ate them?
Perhaps, if there is a problem with your stomach, visiting a doctor wouldn’t be a bad idea so they can understand the different food compartments you have and how well to shock them.
Finally brethren of this great council, do me a favour. When next you are going to a party/meeting any thing at all that food will be shared, Go without a Bag! It’s a good healing process.
Thank you for your time,