Rant Of The Day – Mr Andrew

By Grace Shaibu

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Today’s rant is about the ‘over-sabi church folks’. So, last Sunday in church, after the sermon, it was time for announcement that’s how Our uncle, let me call him Mr Andrew came to give the announcement.

I mean, Just give the announcement and leave, call forth what is needed and let’s get it off but then, Uncle Andrew gave the announcement for an hour.

What is he announcing you will ask?  As uncle Andrew got on the pulpit he said the Holy Spirit told him to sing a song, he sang the first song, second song and third song. At that point I was wondering what was going on? Anyway, He didn’t stop at that he told us to open the bible that the Lord told him to give us a word.. This word became another sermon. Oh Darn! I was pissed off, I mean how can the announcement be longer than the sermon itself? I can’t imagine o.

Finally, he got on to what he was told to do after wasting too much time. If you are asked to do something go straight to the point and earlier on, the lady who was told to come handle the testimony segment also started off like she was the preacher.

I don’t get it. Don’t get on the pulpit and start flaunting unnecessarily, save time, save lives, get on the point and Leave!

Source: Abovewhispers.com

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12 Responses to Rant Of The Day – Mr Andrew

  1. Oluwatosino May 25, 2017 at 12:23 am

    Oh my world…. I can relate well oo. Don’t mind them, na show off at times…. Can be so annoying sha, especially when you want to go out and you don’t want to leave until service is over.

  2. Matilda May 25, 2017 at 7:47 am

    You just described my church. Seriously.

  3. Chief Tee May 25, 2017 at 7:49 am

    Ghen ghen o. This is very real but wait o, this rant lady went to church and noticed something to write about? loool.

  4. Maria May 25, 2017 at 7:55 am

    Lol. I always look forward to this rant thing. Lol. But the way people do this in churches ehn. It’s annoying.

  5. Lola Adeoye May 25, 2017 at 7:57 am

    This is funny sha but very real. Very, very real

  6. Legzycool May 25, 2017 at 8:19 am

    Anytime i hear it is time for announcement, and i see one particular person anchoring it, i just sigh. And they don’t change.

  7. Julie May 25, 2017 at 9:23 am

    Of course, a stitch in time saves nine.

  8. kes May 25, 2017 at 9:24 am

    True talk, if you don’t have any thing to say “kick rocks”.

  9. Ebonychyqui2 May 25, 2017 at 9:36 am

    Abi ooooooo, some over Sabi folks will just make you wanna commit sin in church cuz of their over zealous attitude.

  10. Branny May 25, 2017 at 9:50 am

    Hahahaha all the bros Andrews in our churches when una go change?. I laugh in Chinese!

  11. Princess May 25, 2017 at 9:53 am

    Well its necessary sometimes you know? As the spirit leads. #winks#

  12. Femi Diipo May 25, 2017 at 11:03 am

    Why did I always think this only happens in my church. Nothing has contributed to my lost love for church going than this


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