Welcome to the rant column.

I will like to apologise for being absent for a while now, I had a very disturbing cut but I am good now. So, we are back to rant. Now, there’s something I have noticed on social media and it’s becoming really annoying to me anyway, and I think I have the right to share my anger with you all.

Perhaps, I should ask you if you have noticed the recent trend of ladies putting up their birthday pictures and all of them claiming to be 18 years old. They do a photoshoot with balloons and then write 18 years on the wall. The question is, Have you been shooting for over 18 years or is your age 18 because if it’s the latter, then it is impossible.

Don’t give me that line that people age differently and children of nowadays grow rapidly.Oh Puuuhhhleeeeze! When you see a young girl with a rapid growth, common, you will know. It will be very obvious not all these old mamas calling themselves 18 years old.

You can decide not to tell us your age but lying about it? I mean, it is obvious that you look 30 why pull it  two decades back because you want to attract a totally, stupid audience that cannot identify with who you really are? Excuuuuuuseeeeeeeeeeeeee me? Gerrrraway There!

You are old! Stop flaunting to be Young. You can be young at heart but hey, We know you are verrrrrrrrrrry Old! Anyway, maybe I am also 18…