LOUD WHISPERS: The Dog Trainers

Joke: Hi ladies, I am sorry I am late. Have you ordered?

Tammy: No, we were just about to. Hope you are okay?

Joke: No, I am not alright. I feel terrible. I had another argument with Ben this morning.

Shewa: What about again? When will you two stop fighting?

Joke: It is Ben and his constant womanizing. I caught him exchanging WhatsApp messages with his latest flame. What is it with these men and their cheating again and again?

Tammy: So that is why you are so ruffled and breathless? You will just die for nothing. And when you are gone, Ben will walk all over your grave with one thousand women.

Pat: These men and their ways. I am so sorry my dear. Please don’t let it bother you too much.

Shewa: I understand how you feel Joke, but you need to take it easy. We have to be patient with these men. They are just like children who run after anyone who offers them chocolates.

Joke: So what are you telling me, that I should wait till he impregnates some girl somewhere or brings home an STD? This is not right. We took vows, and he should be man enough to respect them. I have done nothing but love and respect him.

Pat: Why are we talking as if it is inevitable that our husbands will cheat on us? I trust my husband. He would never do such a thing.

Shewa: Pat, are you a child? Is there any man who has ‘Adulterer’ written on his forehead? Even if your husband is not the type, it does not mean he can’t be tempted by someone someday. You had better keep those sentiments to yourself. If you go around declaring your husband untouchable some babes somewhere will make sure he is ‘touched’ by fire by force!

Tammy: My mother used to tell me that all men are dogs and all dogs eat shit. It is just that dogs have different breeds. We have Alsatians, Terriers, Rottweilers, Bulldogs and so on. They differ in habits and appearance but they all belong to the same family.

Joke: If that is the case, Ben is a Rottweiler! (They all laugh)

Pat: So, that makes every married woman a dog trainer? Seriously? Where is it written that men should not take their wedding vows as seriously as women? How would Ben feel if Joke decides to date her boss at work?

Shewa: Joke, that your boss is fine o! And he has a lot of money. Perhaps you should give Ben a dose of his own medicine.

Tammy: Please stop putting ideas in the poor woman’s head. Joke, please don’t listen to them. Keep talking to your husband about how his actions hurt you. Stop giving yourself high blood pressure by going through his phones. He is an adult and is entitled to privacy. Does he go through your own phone?

Joke: No he does not. He trusts me, but I don’t trust him. God, what kind of life is this? (She starts to cry)

Pat: Please don’t cry. You will just make yourself angry and bitter. You need to stay positive. Or do you want to leave your husband because he is cheating on you? If that is the case, then you might as well be single because history will keep repeating itself.

Tammy: Haba, how did we get to the topic of divorce? Joke, let me tell you what I did the first time I caught my husband cheating. I was using his computer and stumbled across some emails. I printed them all out and showed them to him. It is not all the time you catch them red-handed. He was so embarrassed. He begged and wept and promised never to cheat again. After a few weeks I forgave him, and to show him I meant it I ripped up all the emails. Three years later I caught him again. This time I did not bother to engage him in any drama. I just sent an email to his mistress and threatened that the next time I caught her with my husband I would inform her employers. She was a married woman and had a lot more to lose. My husband was so shocked. I calmly informed him that the next time I would do worse. He has not given me any cause to worry since then.

Shewa: Woman, you have heart o. You wrote an email to your husband’s mistress?

Joke: I can’t confront any mistress, I don’t want any small girl to insult me. It is my husband I have a problem with. Can you imagine, some little shrimp dragging our lives on social media.

Pat: In fact, that is what some mistresses are praying for. That you will be provoked into attacking them via social media so that they can involve all their friends in the drama. Shameless girls. I don’t blame them, it is the men who don’t have sense running after every available pair of boobs and fake behind.

Tammy: Hahahaha. Which one is fake behind now?

Pat: When we their wives have big boobs and behind we are called fat. When the girls they are running after go and buy breasts and bottoms, they are called ‘curvy’.

Shewa: Joke, let me tell you a story. Years ago, when I was in University, it was the turn of my mother to host members of her club in our home. I went around serving the women, who were all middle-aged, approximately our own age now. One of the women, let me call her Mama Jide, was talking very animatedly, then she started to cry. Mama Jide told her friends that not only was her husband cheating on her, he had not had intercourse with her for almost two years. She was obviously in a lot of pain and she was very angry. I expected her friends to console her and ask for details. You know what they said? Let me summarise for you, ‘We are sorry to hear this, but is this why you are crying as if you have lost a child? Are you just learning the ways of men? Are you crying because your husband is womanizing or because he has not had sex with you? As for the womanizing, that is not strange. If it is sex, why are you weeping over that? If you husband wants to keep his penis to himself, that is his problem. If you need sex, every other man out there has one. Pick one of them and solve that problem. Now, if you need to make yourself more self-reliant so that no man can treat you like dirt, that is what we are here for. What do you need for your business? How can we help you with capital? Look after yourself and your children and don’t let any man make you a patient at Aro (psychiatric hospital). What about those who don’t have husbands? Are they not alive? Mama Jide, get your priorities straight’.

Tammy: Hmmmmm. That is deep. We do need to get our priorities straight. Infidelity is very painful and it destroys trust. Men do it because they know they can get away with it. It is not fair. We should however not make ourselves into basket cases because of them. We have our own lives to lead.

Pat: Yes, the story is very instructive. Poor Mama Jide. There are so many women like that, married in name only. That is why so many women are now looking for solace elsewhere. And when they are caught, no one blames the man for pushing his wife into the arms of others, they will all blame the woman.

Joke: Yes, that is the world we live in. I will never cheat on my husband, but I will put him on notice that I have options too. You know men. The executioner who chops off heads for a living will never allow anyone swing a blade over his head.

Shewa: This is an issue that will never be resolved satisfactorily. All we can ask for is that couples should respect their marital vows and stop making reckless choices just to satisfy their urges. If people no longer want to be together they should go their separate ways instead of inflicting emotional abuse on each other. Divorce is not the end of the world, as painful as it might be. Men are so greedy. Even when their religion allows them to marry multiple wives, they will still cheat on all the ones they have at home.

Pat: Joke, it will be alright. Talk to Ben and let him know you mean business this time. Encourage him to seek counselling with you. I know he will resist at first but let us hope he loves you enough not to want to lose you. Meanwhile, let us get down to why we are here. Tammy, what is the latest on the land deal?

 

Bisi Adeleye-Fayemi is a Gender Specialist, Social Entrepreneur and Writer. She is the Founder of Abovewhispers.com, an online community for women. She can be reached at BAF@abovewhispers.com

 

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12 Responses to LOUD WHISPERS: The Dog Trainers

  1. Femi Diipo April 2, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    As a man, I always find it almost kind of insulting when they say all men cheat, or likely to cheat in giving circumstances. Perhaps, I’m not experienced enough to say this is untrue and debating such against older and most experienced people is baseless. But I think it’s better if men are raised with the mentality that it’s okay to have only been with a woman and being faithful is something to be proud of as a man. Of course this issue is way more complex, I can only hope to do better myself

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  2. Dom Dom April 2, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    This is definitely a very realistic dramatic composition, a lot of women are emotional traumatized because of their husband infidelity and regardless of any action they try to take to make things better, these men hardly change. As much as I agree that a woman’s personal and career development can serve at the very least as a distraction from such emotional trauma. I think men should really start to do better with their women. Thanks again ma’am for the thought provoking drama

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  3. Olakunle Olajide April 3, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Really looking at it, i agree to the term the dog trainers. It is just so pathetic because it is still women that men cheat on. This is more of a reality check and i feel it is a joint effort from both parties to work against cheating. Truth be told, women also cheat. They both have to make the home a safety zone from all the external affairs.

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  4. DSEED April 3, 2018 at 9:38 am

    So realistic. I don’t know why men cheat. Am able to learn from this short drama. As a woman you can’t deeply trust a man of not cheating on you, because he can be tempted anyhow, anytime. I think this is the area where some women miss it. And when it eventually happens they become so fury and unable to let go. They are affected emotional and end up be mad. Thank you ma for sharing this piece.

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  5. Eric Onuoha April 3, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    I do not encourage cheating either by the man or by the woman. Every marriage vow must be respected because God does not joke with vows.
    For the people going through this – both men and women, all I can say is that we are all prone to temptation and it takes great character not to yield.

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  6. Loreta Williams April 8, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    Men will always cheat but women should have their own and discard any man thats is unbearable.

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  7. Bolanle Olatan April 8, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    What a world we live in, we are expected to do lots of work, we are expected to be the ones to stay faithful, to be the one to hold the marital vows dearly. I think, Life is unfair to women.

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  8. Sharon Miller April 8, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    Marriage isn’t as hard as we put it in Africa, If the going isn’t acceptable, divorce him and take half his properties! We are trying different kind of dogs and that is why we must stand to sell the dogs to get money when needed!

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  9. Lilian Osagie April 8, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    If women would stop going after other women’s husbands, we won’t have pathetic situations like this. I don’t know why some demonic women love to see their fellow women cry and be cheated. I mean, just like the men have the ‘Men code’ women should also have something like this. Most of the misfortune that befell a lot women were caused by women.

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  10. Victor Udoh April 8, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    I see a lot of women venting here and i’m wondering why they aren’t asking the right questions like Shewa asked mama Jide, what is making the other woman run after your husband and what is missing you that the man finds in the life of the other woman? These are questions that women need to answer sincerely.

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  11. Remilekun Anderson April 8, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    No marriage is perfect, it is how well you tame it that you get results. Whether we like it or not, these men can never be satisfied! Never!

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  12. Laura Dameson April 8, 2018 at 12:29 pm

    I will keep telling women, don’t rely on your husband. Be self reliant, be your money so if he behaves like a he-goat you can send him packing and not miss him in anyway. These men hate vulnerable women, once you appeal to them as vulnerable, they start behaving like drunken pigs!

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