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So, a friend shared her story with me…It’s quite annoying but let me share it with you all so you can know why I am raging like this. Her mum called her to attend a church meeting with her and that’s where the drama unfolded.
Mr Pastor who’s supposed to be working under the discretion of the spirit apparently chose to let the spirit do some other things and he took on the place of his carnality.
When the prayer session began, the man walked straight to my friend and told her to stand in front of the congregants then he instructed her to remove her earrings, clean her lipstick, her neck chain also. He said those things got her possessed and now that the deliverance session is about to start, they must be taken off to aid a smooth deliverance session.
What? You can say that again. To add more insult to the injury, he almost fell her down by force when he laid his hands on her. Oh God! I wished I were the one though, my chill hasn’t gotten to that level. What nonsense!
She said, her mum was surprised and when she pushed the man’s hands off her head and went to her seat to pick her bag, her mum followed her out of the church premises. What Rubbish!
If I were the one… Ah! I can just imagine what I will do and let me say, first of all, I will not oblige to taking off anything, Never! Let Fire Fall that day.
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But this babe is patient sha.. I wouldn’t have waited that long and seriously, why do I wish it was the writer it happened to? The story would have been hotter. But really, some of these our Nigerian pastors sef… Overdo won’t kill them.
Is that one pastor? Mtseeewww. I would have slapped him and walked out of the church and sincerely, before my mum will invite me to any church program again…Hmmph!
I just love the title of the story, Perfect fit though I still don’t understand the match with physical appearance and spiritual connection.
And this is really happening. Gentle babe.
This is really funny and dramatic