Rant Of The Day – Please, Adjust

Welcome to the rant column

So, yesterday I was on the bus going to a place on the mainland and something very irritating happened to me. I got on the bus first, so I sat very close to the window then some fat peeps came in later on and wanted to squeeze life out of me.


”Aunty adjust, Aunty move” that’s all they kept saying and I was like, Where do I adjust to? Do I sit out of the window because I don’t understand. Haba! You guys are the ‘matter’ here so why bother my lanky self? They were adults so as a Nigerian you should know that when you speak to an adult like that, they will call you the child that lacks home training and really? Isn’t that selfish? Because I am slim doesn’t mean I should conveniently sit on the bus whose transportation fare is paid by me.

Okay! so I shared my experience with another friend of mine and she said, that’s how slim people suffer when taking public transportation. They get squeezed. She even told me to thank God that I wasn’t sitting in their middle. I would have died of congestion.

So, I devised a plan, when you push me too much on a bus after I have nicely told you that there’s no space to adjust… And you didn’t listen, I will use my Fingers! Don’t ask for what but don’t be a victim. Perhaps, the slim peeps can also use that…

Happy Weekend

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5 Responses to Rant Of The Day – Please, Adjust

  1. Branny July 15, 2017 at 9:39 am

    kai this is hilarious those fat people won’t kill us. They are very selfish folks who care only about themselves and leave others to die of congestion.

  2. Akpes July 15, 2017 at 9:41 am

    I know how to treat those that want to inconvenient me in the bus. I just use my elbow and pretend as if nothing happened. Lobatan!

  3. Ebonychyqui2 July 15, 2017 at 9:46 am

    Truth is anyone who is on the large side should respect his or her old age and pay for two seats. Case closed!

  4. Princess July 15, 2017 at 9:49 am

    Lmao, this is very deep. Use of fingers ain’t chilling at all, I can imagine how the victim will feel after being pinched.

  5. Julie July 15, 2017 at 10:04 am

    No be only adjust Na shift them go see. Fat ass fellow.


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