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Rant Of The Day – This Butt Thing

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Tuesday, June 20th, 2017
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Welcome to the rant column

This is a special letter to some gentlemen especially those with superficial ideologies.

Dear Sir,

I am a woman, My physique is something I cannot hide. It’s impossible to hide it, that’s why I am made a Woman. A better structure, delicate, rhythmic and cautious. I know I intrigue you a lot but it’s better for you to understand that when you want to stare, stare like a wise man.

butt thing

Stare like someone whose brain is functioning, don’t use your eyes to undress me and my sisters. I saw the way you were gazing sternly at the butt of the lady walking right in front of you, you couldn’t even get your gaze off her butt that’s foolishness. Very unwise of you.

Let me inform you, it’s not the butt that will make you better it’s my heart and my brain. You need to check it youngman, if all you see is the shape and nothing more and after a while, you pursue the shape, get the woman pregnant and forget the fact that you were once racing after this woman.

You better be a real Man. I am not saying you should go blindfolding yourself on the streets, I am saying, if you must stare…There is a better way to do it. Don’t be a fool please! It’s annoying.

Yours Sincerely,

Secretary general,

{The Wise women}

9 Responses

  1. Lmao. This rant writer sef. Haba!
    shey men cannot feed their eyes again? The way women package nowadays, it’s impossible to just look and go. Lol

  2. My sister please help me tell them o. Very annoying. @Chieftee, na wetin you say be that. Culprit like you.

  3. Well, In this our world, it takes extra control o. These women aren’t helping matters either. The club of wise men should reply the letter.

  4. LMAO…. Well, some women like the attention they get from the men sha. But really, the men should look with some sense also. Some will look and get themselves in big shot…… Lol

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