Rant Of The Day – Holla To The Loud Eaters

By Grace Shaibu

Hallo My People. Welcome to the rant column.

A special shoutout to those who literally sing while eating, those who make the rice and stew make beats in their mouths. Those who grind their teeth with their meals and make you wonder if food could actually speak, what would food say?

loud eaters

Hey! don’t look at me like that, I am just saying the truth. Have you been ‘privileged’ to eat with loud eaters, those that know how to make noise with their meals. I mean, they grind their teeth to the food with their mouths opened and you are wondering if they could just be a little calmer. The truth is such an act is embarrassing. Basically,I think those that eat this way eat with their lips apart, yeah! That’s it.

So,these are the tips for the loud eaters and if you know any? you could direct them here.

Take your meal, open your mouth, put the food in it, close your mouth and eat…

I mean, eat with the mouth closed, there’s space for it you won’t choke to death.


Source: Abovewhispers

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2 Responses to Rant Of The Day – Holla To The Loud Eaters

  1. Femi Diipo May 4, 2017 at 11:47 am

    Lol… Getting into the business of directing them right here

  2. Legzycool May 4, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    That habit could be very annoying and irritating. Why the rush?
    I am surely sharing this.


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